i wonder if my parents get overwhelmed by living with a model
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someone told me once that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before God could catch them smoking
Horrible lol
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
Not all girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Some girls are made of sarcasm and wine and everything is fine.
(via queensummit)
Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn’t matter.
Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole.
Fuckboy logic.
SAY IT LOUDER BECAUSE THIS IS SPOT ON